Meeting Justin Me: Justin baby ! I missed you *kisses cheek*
Justin: uhm do I know you ?
Me: don't play stupid ! Im your girlfriend
Justin: what ?
Me: well I was thinking that maybe we could have sex at your house tonight *bats eye lashes*
Justin: what ?
Me: huh ?
Justin:
Me:
Justin:
Me:
Justin: sex, my house ?
Me: I don't even know you like that Justin, what kind of girl do you take me for?
Justin: you said that we should have sex at my house
Me: I don't know what your talking about... I just want you to sign this
Justin: yes, you did. you just said it like 5 seconds ago
Me: Justin hunn your delusional
Justin: but I heard you
Me: Sign this
Justin: but
Me: SIGN!
Me: *gives him poster* thank you
Justin: No! wait... I don't wanna go to my house
Me: what ?
Justin: sex, I'd rather go to your house... you know theres more privacy *winks*
Me: wait...what?
Justin:
Me:
Justin:
Me:
Justin: Hello beautiful, how are you today?
Me: you just said...
Justin: let's take a picture
Me: no but you said sex at my house
Justin: c'mon let's take a picture
Me: but...
Justin: PICTURE!
Me: *takes picture* thank you
Justin: i'll be at your place at 11 *winks & walks away*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WAIT! WHAT ?

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